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Mafia in the elections !

Mafia tried its hands in the institute elections. Result: Huge margins of victories and a non-male unan BC (NUBC). Apart from the serious side of the elections, there have been some lighter moments that the contestants and the campaigners had. A few of them are here. Additions can be made to this:

1. Our NUBC goes to a certain amalgam core to put him fundaes on what he intends to do as the BC. At that time the core was taking a holy bath (a bath after nobody knows how long). NUBC walks straight into the bogs and calls out the core's name. Reply he gets from inside: 'Fuck you'. Thus started his successful attempts of making himself unan.
2. The mafia contestant's letter to the dean describing and regretting his inability to attend the Jamshedpur trip reads:
'Dear sir,
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am afraid I may have to drop the Jamshedpur trip.' !!!
3. A mafia campaigner while campaigning for a contestant: This guy is the most amazing guy in the entire institute. Put Shaastra in his hands and he'll make it interesting.
4. This is a GTalk conversation between two of the mafia campaigners immediately after the results are out.
Camp 1: He won
Camp 2: Aa?? How come? Who says?
5. A mafia contestant runs into one of his two opponents, (initially he had two opponents, Lays and Pappey) and starts speaking to him. At the end of the conversation, he bids good bye to him and asks..'OK. What about Lays?'
His opponent replies 'I am Lays.'
6. A mafia contestant (MC 1) after his landslide victory goes with sweet packet to meet the empty head (EH). Here's how the conversation happens:
MC 1: Sir, I won the AAS election. Here's the sweet.
EH: Oh, congrats. Btw, what is AAS (EH was once upon a time a 6/5 in IITM, meta)
MC1: AAS...Hmm, sir, MC2 won as the co-aas.
EH: Bulb bulb bulb.

posted by jimmy @ 7:39 PM